Freeman

Grab the ice-pick and the mallet
Head out to the car
Slip her into drive, the lobotomobile takes off

Two-twenty-eight in a fortnight last year
Twenty-five women in just one day
Try and beat that, Wylie McK!

Chorus:
You can keep your thorazine
Keep your drugs
Get to the point
In through the eye
Sever the thalamus
From the prefrontal cortex - 
Transorbital Lobotomy.

You can blame it on Antonio
Nobel liked his style
Delicate work, but took quite a while

Ice pick in the forehead
Has a certain ring
Trotsky didn't benefit
From this simple thing

Evangelist or zealot -
Words used at the time
Simply doing nothing would seem to be the crime

~Chorus~

It's banned almost entirely
But the Act of '83
Doesn't rule it out completely
If you're living near Dundee

~Chorus~

Music: Bordet & de Florette
Lyrics: Bordet

Sean de Florette: Vocal, drums
Mick Bordet: Bass, guitar, vocal, ukulele, keyboards